i cybered on omegle today

• You: hi
• Stranger: hey
• You: wanna cyber
• Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
• You: ya
• Stranger: And okay then, you start?
• You: i come into ur bedroom
• You: and ur sleeping
• You: and i crawl under your blanket
• Stranger: I'm still asleep
• You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
• You: and u wake up and smile
• Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
• You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
• You: cutting off your penis
• Stranger: wait
• You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
• Stranger: Then what...?
• You: I HATE YOU
• Stranger: I didn't cheat
• You: you bleed to death in your bed
• Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
• You: nobody ever knows what happened
• You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
• You: the end
• Stranger: I have a mercedes?
• You: not anymore faggot
• Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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