foxnewsofficial:

maddiemaddieisnotonfire:

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

this is how i met my boyfriend of 2 years

i posted this 2 months ago

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• People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
• People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked

odannygirl7:

mrransomm:

dingoinnuendo:

ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’

then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.

And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.

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reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

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