fartgallery:

I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

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I am literally all hair…

I’m definitely a pro at #selfies

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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ghiralicious:

livingenough:

swimminginmavin:

hurpthederp:

iwillmindfuckyou:

gameandwatch:

kushdrinker:

green is not a creative color

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what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif

lets not bring it up

lets never bring it up

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

what part of never bring it up do you not understand

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itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m joey sometimes I’m chandler

same

but mostly i am chandler

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At my step-moms graduation ceremony! We weren’t able to get seats so we got the luxury of sitting on the floor. #swag

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